A haiku about Pokemon

If you want me to

become the very best, then

WHY ARE YOU NOT REAL!?

If you post a lot of Pokemon or Spongebob or an awesome combination of the two, please reblog this or like this so I can follow you.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble.
James: Make it double.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all peoples within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie.
James: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
Wobbuffet: Wabba, Wabba!

I should stop fooling myself and just make a Pokemon blog already.

But I’d still post pokemon on this blog anyway.

New Years Resolution 2012:

To be the very best like no one ever was.

(Source: alexslutkarth)

Happy Pokemon Profile Pic December!

gogogadgetpenis:

chinrest:

Pokemon innuendos 

oh my god

(Source: kyurem)

pinkandblueandrainbow:

Endlessly amused.